so like a few days ago I got this client who was getting glitter toes done and I was just doing her nails and of course talking to her and she’s going on about how her husband is a doctor and how she’s going to school finishing up her degree to also become a doctor. And she tells me her daughter is at home with her dad today and playing with their new puppy and it’s wonderful. So of course I ask what kind of dog and it turns out to be a miniature poodle or something like that. Okay cute. Oh but then she continues to run her mouth about how her last dog destroyed $4000 dollars worth of shoes she owned but they weren’t just normal shoes. no. They were her Louis Vuittons and Pradas and whatever other designer labels she could think of. So I just nod cuz it’s just ridiculous to hear this woman go on about her shoes. So she final stops and im applying some glitter to her piggies and she says “oh, how fun is this! my daughter would love these! How much are these for a 3 yr old?” So I told her “I believe they would still be full price at $35.” and she literally says to me “Oh well that’s way too much, nevermind.” Uummm wait, what? I’m sorry but weren’t you just going on about $4000 worth of shoes?? Plus you came in and used a coupon, bitch please. You ain’t got no Pradas then.